Not a mug. A vessel. A black-glazed relic forged to hold the sacred brew—be it the morning sermon of caffeine or the evening hymn of tea. Its glossy ceramic form carries your daily rites with weight and reverence, while the vibrant print transforms it into a relic worthy of worship.
Designed for those who understand that devotion starts with the first sip. Perfect as a gift for fellow disciples of irony, meme scripture, or anyone who drinks from the altar of humor and style. Microwave and dishwasher safe, because true faith survives the heat and cleanses with ease.
Features of the Chalice:
Glossy black ceramic finish: a sleek, eternal surface for sacred contents.
Advanced printing for colors as bold as the creed itself.
Microwave-safe for quick blessings.
Dishwasher-safe for easy purification.
Available in two sizes: 11oz for humble worshippers, 15oz for the devout.
Ritual Care:
Dishwasher safe (top rack) to preserve the relic.
Or cleanse by hand with warm water and dish soap, honoring the vessel.
