St Grumpy Cat "The Shepard" Socks

The Relics for Your Soles (All-Over Print Crew Socks)

Not just socks. Vestments for the pilgrimage of every step. These crew-length relics wrap your feet in comfort while broadcasting your creed with bold, all-over scripture. Whether you’re walking into the temple of daily grind or lounging in sacred rest, they carry you like holy ground.

Perfect for gifts, rituals, or simply blessing your own wardrobe with a little irreverent devotion. For birthdays, holidays, or any day worthy of stepping into the faith of meme and style, these socks aren’t just accessories—they’re artifacts.

Features of the Relics:

• 70% Polyester, 25% Cotton, 5% Spandex blend: comfort and durability woven into scripture.

• Crew length to cover the calf and keep the faithful warm.

• All-over print: a full sermon for your soles.

• Ribbed tube design for stretch, strength, and lasting devotion.

• Available in three sizes to fit every disciple’s feet.

Ritual Care:

• Machine wash cold (30C / 90F)—keep the relics humble.

• Dry flat to preserve the form.

• Do not bleach, iron, or dry clean—the blessing fades under such trials.