St Doge "Pope" Tee

The Vestment of Irony (Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee)

Not just a shirt—a statement of faith in humor and holy irreverence. This heavy cotton relic carries a design meant to spark grins and sermons alike, bringing playful scripture to your everyday wardrobe. Lightweight enough for year-round devotion and durable enough to survive countless rites of wear and wash, it’s a vestment for the true believer in meme and style.

Perfect for casual congregations, late-night gatherings of the faithful, or simply preaching comfort at home. A gift for disciples of humor and uniqueness, this tee turns every occasion—be it Halloween, April Fools’, or just an ordinary day—into a celebration of the creed.

Features of the Vestment:

• 100% US-grown cotton: pure, durable, and worthy of worship.

• Shoulder tape to preserve the structure of your relic.

• Seamless design: no wasted fabric, no wasted faith.

• Soft ribbed collar that keeps its holy form after every wash.

• Ethically produced and certified to ensure every vestment is true.

Ritual Care:

• Machine wash cold (30C / 90F) to preserve the blessing.

• Tumble dry low to keep the cloth humble.

• Non-chlorine bleach only—purity is already woven in.

• Do not iron or dry clean—the vestment needs no earthly perfection.