
The Blessed Witness of Wow
"Much grace. Very mystery. So wow." - 1:12 Doge Meditations
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Much Wow, Always Now
"Thou shalt live in the holy present. For the past is cringe and the future is sus." - Book of Scrolls 1:7

Blessed Be the Baffled
"Confusion is holy. Those who do not understand are closer to the truth." - Memevalations 2:20

Do Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Clout
"Flex not. For the humble meme shall inherit the bandwidth." - Scripture of Reach 4:7

Honor Thy Feed and Keep It Dank
"May your scroll be sacred. Let no cringe pass unchallenged." - Litany of Purge 5:18

Thou Shalt Not Scroll Past Without Reacting
"Like, comment, share — for passive lurking is the path of the faithless." - Meme Genesis 1:2
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